Top Cyber Monday Deals 2025……..Below are the big winners—the stuff actually on sale, actually useful, and not shaped like a farm animal for no reason.
Messy thoughts included. Because that’s me.
1. Noise-Cancelling Headphones (The Expensive Ones Finally Drop)
Every year I swear I’m not buying new headphones.
Every year Cyber Monday says: “lol sure.”
This year?
Sony, Bose, Sennheiser—every brand was throwing hands with their discounts.
Price drops I saw:
- $349 ➜ $199
- $299 ➜ $179
- $499 ➜ $329 (why so expensive?? I could buy a small used car on Facebook Marketplace for that)
If you live in Queens like I do and spend any time on the subway, you need noise cancellation—not for the train noise, but for the guy aggressively beatboxing at 8 AM.
Highly recommend grabbing a pair.
This is one of those “You’ll use it every day and not regret the money” purchases.
Also, imagine a GIF of me pretending not to hear anyone calling my name because the ANC is that good.
2. Smartwatches (AKA My Wrist Telling Me I Sit Too Much)
I swear these gadgets gossip more than teenagers.
Last year my watch literally buzzed and said, “You haven’t moved in a while.” I was like,
“I KNOW, KAREN. LET ME LIVE.”
Cyber Monday dropped Apple Watch prices by like $70–$120 depending on the model. Samsung and Garmin also had spicy discounts.
If you’ve been thinking of getting one—this is the week.
If you’re like me, it’ll change your life for exactly six days until you ignore all notifications again.
3. Smart Home Gadgets (I’m Slowly Turning My Apartment Into the Jetsons)
You know that moment when you’re carrying 47 grocery bags because you refuse to make two trips?
And your hands are full and you’re trying to kick the door open?
Yep. That’s when a smart lock is worth every penny.
Cyber Monday smart home deals this year were wild:
- Smart bulbs: down to $8 each
- Smart plugs: practically free
- Smart speakers: $19–$29
- Video doorbells: up to 40% off
One of my favorite deals was the Echo Show.
It’s like a tablet glued to a speaker and it’s honestly great.
Perfect for kitchen timers or yelling “STOP” when the alarm goes off at 6 AM because your kid wanted “just one more minute” and then vanished.
4. Tablets (AKA My Daughter Steals It Anyway)
Tablets are a tricky one.
You think you’re buying it for “work” or “reading more books” and suddenly your kid is watching slime videos for three hours while you wonder why your productivity never improved.
Still—the deals were really good.
Apple? Discounted.
Samsung? Discounted.
Amazon Fire HD? Basically paying you to take it.
If you like reading, drawing, doomscrolling—whatever—Cyber Monday is the only time I recommend buying a tablet without complaining about the price.
5. Bluetooth Speakers (Perfect for Drowning Out Family Noise)
I love my family.
I really do.
But during the holidays, the noise level in this house jumps from “normal chaos” to “why does it sound like we’re hosting WrestleMania in the living room?”
Small Bluetooth speakers were down to as low as $20–$30.
The big fancy ones? $80–$120 off.
The portable ones make great gifts too.
And by “gifts,” I obviously mean “gifts you technically bought for someone else but keep for yourself because… oops.”
6. Laptops (The Big One. The Scary One. The Wallet-Crusher.)
Alright.
Let’s not pretend—laptops during Cyber Monday are like that one friend who only shows up when they need something.
You want a new laptop?
Cool.
Your options range from “budget-friendly but kinda slow” to “this costs more than my first car.”
But this year… the discounts were actually worth looking at.
Depending on brand, I saw cuts like:
- $499 ➜ $349
- $999 ➜ $749
- $1499 ➜ $1099
- $2499 ➜ $1899 (I mean… okay, but also ouch)
I didn’t buy one—because my credit card said “try me and see what happens”—but if you need one for work or school, Cyber Monday is hands down the time.
7. Random Gadgets I Didn’t Need but Added to Cart Anyway
Because of course I did.
- A mini projector so I can pretend my living room is a movie theater
- A smart mug that keeps coffee warm (I’m weak)
- LED strip lights because apparently I’m a TikTok teenager now
- A handheld vacuum for crumbs (why is this actually satisfying??)
You ever buy something purely because the little discount tag was red?
Yeah. That was me this year.
💬 Conversations I Had With Myself While Shopping about Top Cyber Monday Deals 2025
“Do I need it?”
Probably not.
“Will Future Me appreciate it?”
Maybe?
“Should I look at reviews before buying?”
Clicks buy button anyway
“Will this make me a better person?”
No, but it will blink and make a cool noise.
This is the Cyber Monday mindset.
I don’t make the rules.
💡 Why Cyber Monday Feels Like a Sport Now
I swear people treat this like an Olympic event.
My cousin texted me at 8 AM:
“BRO. CHECK THE DRONE DEALS.”
Like I’m out here filming Marvel movies.
Meanwhile my wife says,
“Don’t buy anything stupid.”
Which, honestly, just activated the “buy something weird immediately” switch in my brain.
Cyber Monday is chaos.
But lovable chaos.
Like the kind where you burn your grilled cheese but it still tastes good.
Two Fun Links to Check Out (Totally Optional but Very Us)
(These are human-style, not corporate links—use them for humor or helpfulness.)
- A hilarious blog of someone who also loses their mind over discounts: https://theawkwardyeti.com
- This pop-culture gadget nostalgia article I weirdly love: https://www.retrorgb.com
Final Thought about Top Cyber Monday Deals 2025
Cyber Monday is like that friend who shows up unannounced with snacks and says, “Hey, wanna do something fun and financially irresponsible?”
And honestly… sometimes?
Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
So if you’re grabbing some of the top Cyber Monday discounts on gadgets you can’t miss, enjoy the chaos. Treat yourself. Laugh at the ridiculous deals. Avoid robot goats.
And if you see a smart mug on sale—no judgment if you buy it.
I already did.
